September 23rd, 2004


spongebob squarepants...

well today is the first day of classes, but seeing as I had only yoga, i will retell another fun story entitled: Spongebob and the second degree burn.

So apparently "you shouldn't cook when you're hungry, you're always in a rush", which is really too bad because I was starved. famished. voracious. my only sustaining thought was the promise of Spongebob Squarepants Mac and Cheese waiting for me in my new kitchen. I get home and start myself some Kraft-made-joy, innocently not knowing the adventure would turn perilous. carelessly, distractedly, hungerly, I went to pour the boiling water out of the pan, through the pasta strainer, and in to the sink. But no. Events did not transpire as such. Instead the water went over the pan, on to my right hand, on to the kitchen floor, and only at the last moment did I bravely manage to steer the cursed pot to the sink.

Casualties included several mini spongebobs aswell as the left side of my right hand. A few hours ago, you might have mistaken my clean hand for one dipped in neon red paint. Now, the redness has subsided and my index finger has transformed into one giant blister. yay

the end.
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