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October 14th, 2003

stolen from Marvin's profile [Oct. 14th, 2003|09:36 am]
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[I feel... |dorkydorky]

Simple Math: What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Here's a little mathematical formula:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
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the nirvana of education [Oct. 14th, 2003|11:51 am]
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[I feel... |sillysilly]
[music... |Marcy's Playgound-- Sex and Candy]

Today in Anthropology section, we talked about genotypes and phenotypes, and their frequencies in a population due to reproduction with mutation and gene flow... blah blah blah.. but really, we had a bag of M&Ms and got to make them "do it", to see what their little baby m&ms would look like...Me and my group kept up a running dialouge (soap opera style) of who was gettiing it on with who... hahaha, I had WAY too much fun today in class.

hehe silly genetics.
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